Crogar's Museum of Old Toys, Oddities & Funk
Just your typical, all-American home! Beware! We tend to frighten "the straights!"

"Life is too short to be normal."
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Please feel free to wander around and enjoy. The Museum is a real home, and represents a lifetime of collecting.

Please have fun and enjoy yourself. Thousands of items reside in The Museum, and I'll be adding more on an ongoing basis, so be sure to return often! Please feel free to contact me if you have information about anything you see, would like to ask questions, or just chat. But please remember: This IS our home, literaly. We are collectors, NOT DEALERS. Please do NOT ask to buy anything. Nothing is for sale, and it's actually quite rude to come into someone's house and try to buy their stuff.










Remember: When you stop being paranoid is when they get you!

...and get your filthy paws off me, you dirty damned ape!

Big Chief Humping Buffalos and the One-Legged Lurking Nixon
Just some of our neat stuff! Notice the fake dog dooty? That's vintage '60s fake dog dooty... they don't make it like that anymore! My "Special Interests":
  • Sneaking into pet shops and vivisecting live puppies
  • Asian Culture
  • Books/Magazines
  • Cartoons/Comic Books
  • Comedy
  • Taunting American chipmonks in Spanish -- they can't understand a word and it drives them crazy!
  • Computers/Technology
  • Health/Fitness
  • History
  • Eating saturated animal fats
  • Latin Culture
  • Movies/TV
  • Music: Classical and Opera
  • Making really crass remarks about the President of the United States of America and his honker -- his saxaphone, of course
  • Watching movies that promote the objectification of women
  • Music: Dance Music
  • Music: Folk
  • Music: Jazz, Experimental
  • Playing Beatles records backwards in a (so far) failed attempt to summon Satan
  • Music: Latin, Reggae, World
  • Sneeking into convents and dumping toxic wastes
  • Music: Rock and Pop
  • Music: Techno, Electronic
  • Chastising lawn gnomes really loudly -- at 3 in the morning
  • Natural Sciences
  • Peeing in the shower
  • News/Current Events
  • Locking myself in the only Porta-Potty at an outdoor concert -- with a copy of War and Peace
  • Personal Finance/Investment
  • Pets/Animals
  • Making up silly "Special Interests" on this web site
  • Philosophy
  • Photography
  • Training my cat to poop in my neighbor's front lawn
  • Politics
  • Science Fiction
  • Stealing from the wealthy and giving to the whore
  • Shopping
  • Sending unsigned hate mail to Yoko Ono
  • Small/Home Office
  • Sports: Golf
  • Calling 911 and ordering a pizza
  • Travel
  • Web Publishing/Design
  • Trying to bring about the fall of Western civilization, mainly by posting really silly guest book messages on the web

Oddities
What more can I say?

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